So far 6 distinct categories of Bognorian have been identified:
- BigBog - someone who naturally likes to Big up Bognor (quite rare but unmistakably remarkable)
- BagBog - a hybrid transformational from a Bog, Beg, Bug or Byg (quite rare, often adorned with a big splash of colour and exuberance, likely to become more common over time in favourable conditions)
- BogBog - someone who can take Bognor or leave it (most common and may take on many different guises)
- BegBog - someone who wants something from Bognor (not uncommon and needs the right conditions to develop the full plumage)
- BugBog - someone who is pre-disposed to trashing Bognor (by no means common, easy to spot, can be quite noisy)
- BygBog - someone who thinks Bognor has passed its sell-by date (quite common and can appear to lack colour, especially during the moulting season)
See how many of each category you can spot around town.
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